I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Randomize
