Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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