my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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