is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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