I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Sponge bath it is.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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