so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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