sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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