VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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