i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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