Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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