My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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