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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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