somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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