Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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