Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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