Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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