Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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