I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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