when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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