Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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