it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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