Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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