you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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