Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Mom said you looked used
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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