3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Will you blow on my dice?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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