they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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