doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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