that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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