I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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