New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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