handjob tips. give me some.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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