I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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