Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you would pick up someone in the library
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
