I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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