it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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