Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
