party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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