I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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