I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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