It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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