never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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