Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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