FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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