I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
