thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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