Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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