STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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