you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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