I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
love makes seman taste better
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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