i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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