Betty ford says i'm here all night
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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