We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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