Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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