Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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