We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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