Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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