Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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