.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I love having hate sex.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
